Something I Resent

About Hillary Clinton is that she's taken away from me the option of wearing headbands. I love headbands, they're interesting and cute and... they remind me of Hillary. So I just can't wear them. What a waste.

Dear Eliot

I've heard it said that the reason men like Spitzer go to prostitutes is not because they need the sex, it's because they want a woman who will leave after the sex.