Wine Lover Country

I’m camping out in Santa Rosa these days, doing my technology thing in the heart of wine country. I feel like a stick in the mud. My “Inn”’s parking lot is jammed with the right kind of cars – a BMW 745 with a WINEMAG license plate, a red Porsche Carrera with an INTO WNE plate. The restaurant sports a 30 page wine list with California wines ONLY – no Chianti… And here I am, I don’t even like wines… Grappa, Vodka, even Whiskey would be fine… But red wine?..