Sunday, June 12, 2005

In the Land of Small Breasts

Would it be true to say that American men fetishize breasts while Italian men fetishize… maybe shoes, or hair, or just women in general…? In ten days in Italy, the only woman I saw displaying cleavage was a nursing mother at the synagogue. I don’t think Italians have discovered boob jobs, or even push-up bras yet. My size B breasts fit right in. What a relief. If you can’t beat em, change countries…


At 6:11 AM, Blogger cosmopolitan life said...

My friend e-mailed me this comment:

Italians, in common with other Latins and all Africans, are generally assmen, not titmen. That must be why you have a cute butt – generations of selective breeding on your Italian side.

I wanted to respond that my butt is actually a size B minus, but why quibble with a compliment.

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